Morley really needs to learn to relax.

There's no better breed than a Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier.
They will kiss you until you beg them to stop. They are devoted to you for life and will follow you wherever you go. They will never leave balls of dog hair clumped up in corners of your house. They will make you take long walks and long naps. They will insist that you spend more money at the doggy salon than at your hair salon.
They will keep your pillow warm for you until you need it.